From copywriter, with love: Cum sa fii un client mai bun?

Via Monica am gasit aceasta scriere absolut geniala. Carte de capatai, sa o numim. Iata cum se incheie ea, cu 29 de sfaturi practice pentru cel ce vrea sa devina un client mai bun. Haideti dragilor, curaj, se poate!

Stiu ca aceasta problema va bantuie existenta, stiu ca va foiti noaptea in pat intrebandu-va cum sa faceti sa deveniti un client mai bun pentru agentia voastra de publicitate. Deci: sa citim impreuna:


Draga agentie,
de acum incolo o sa incerc sa fiu un client mai bun. De aceea voi copia aceste propozitii si le voi citi de fiecare data inainte si dupa mic dejun, pranz, si cina. De asemenea, ma voi stradui sa respect manualul al carui link l-am observat mai sus, pentru ca stiu ca pot sa fiu un om si un client asa cum va doriti:


The ‘Be 29’ List®

Words of wisdom are revealed here. These are quick tips for being the
best client you can be. Please photocopy this list and keep it with you
at all times or scribble them down with a Sharpie® on your forearm for
easy access when you need them most. If you need to ask, you still
don’t get it. Please reread this entire book and contemplate.
Be strong.
Be clean.
Be aggressive.
Be a small nearsighted child with freakishly large quadriceps
and bacon for feet.
Be a piece of air.
Be nice.
Be a grub in the dumpster of life.
Be a man.
Be a woman.
Be both a man and a woman at the same time and have a
strange conversation with yourself.
Be good to your parents.
Be fl exible like a rubber band.
Be a hobo.

Be next.
Be Paris Hilton’s shitty little yippy dog and poop on her
wacky expensive sweater.
Be the eradicator of halitosis.
Be the apple of someone’s eye.
Be the sausage in Tom Jones’ tight pants.
Be mean to evil people who do evil deeds.
Be the spreadsheet.
Be unbelievable.
Be someone who other people look up to.
Be strange meats.
Be the ball, Danny.
Be all wet, hot, sexy and naked when you visit the library.
Be understanding of people who are wrong, stupid, ugly,
smelly and wicked annoying.
Be peaceful.
Be John Rutsey.
Be one with id29.